Total Medals Earned: 177 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,420 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (295/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Earn $100 in total
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete the first world
Complete the second world
Complete the third world
Complete the fourth world
Medals Earned: 2/19 (20/345 points)
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/290 points)
Defeat Tombot in less than 5 minutes.
Defeat Tombot
Reach 25 Hit Combo
Reach 50 Hit Combo
Reach 75 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 2 minutes.
Reach 100 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot without getting hit once
Reach 200 Hit Combo
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 4/21 (20/370 points)
Look at the credits screen.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Die for the first time.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 1/40 (25/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.